- New York City - when a whole city is as pretentious as I am, I cannot be a fan.
- American Idol - if you are a fan of music, do I even have to justify this with any reasoning?
- Precipitation - rain, snow, sleet, hail, and equestrian racing.
- Anna Nicole Smith posthumous press coverage - actually include pre-posthumous press coverage as well. Why was she famous again?
- Phlegm that I cough up that doesn't quite make it out the back of my throat - nasty.
...and one thing that is awesome
- Jewfros - I saw a pair on the T last night and it reinforced how much I respect the young Hebrew community for fighting the man. "Take that Uncle Morty!"
I know this may come as a surprise to you bigots, but not all comedians are Jewish
