10. Why are retards always smiling?
9. Liveblogging the 14+ minute version of Rapper's Delight
Actual excerpt "12:21 - just realized that song is still going"
8. An objective assessment of the robbery that took place at my apartment three weeks ago
I got robbed in October, not three weeks ago. And it wasn't coming together like I wanted.
7. Three reasons why Jaws 3 is the third best Jaws movie ever
I could only think of two reasons.
6. Music that I can't even sell back to the record store
I own many albums that I'm too embarrassed to sell back. Limp Bizkit anyone? Yeah, my taste in music was pretty bad in high school.
5. Blogging on Absinthe
It's legal in Boston, I just haven't gone to the liquor store and bought any yet.
4. Top 10 bands I could die happily without ever hearing again
A top 10 list in another top 10 list! Does that blow your mind?
3. "We Are Family"
I can't tell you anymore right now. My sister came up with the idea, and it must be written.
I just didn't have time in October.
1. 1970's porno music, is there anything it can't do?
I'm still doing the research. Seriously.
So that's it for this year. Have a boozetacular New Year's Eve, like this guy obviously did.